Den uoffisielle "Smilie" ordboken

 
    Disse er de grunnleggende...  
  :-) Ditt vanlige smil. Dette smilet brukes til å modulere en sarkasme eller en spøkfull melding siden vi ikke kan høre lyd av stemmer over Unix.  
  ;-) Ett lurt smil. Bruker lagde nettopp en flørtende og/eller en sarkastisk bemerkning. Mer som "ikke slå meg for hva jeg nettopp sa" smil.  
  :-( Et sint smil. Bruker likte ikke den siste meldingen eller er opprørt eller er nedtrykt over noe.  
  :-I Middels smil. Bedre enn et sint smil men ikke helt så bra som ett lykkelig smil.  
  :-> Bruker lagde nettopp ett skikkelig bitende sarkastisk bemerkning. Verre enn et :-).  
  >:-> Bruker lagde nettopp en ordentlig djevelsk bemerkning.  
  >;-> Lurt og djevelsk kombinert. En veldig utuktig bemerkning ble nettopp lagd.  
    Her er noen litt mindre kjente:  
  (-: Bruker er keivhendt  
  :%-) Bruker har stirret rett på en grønn skjerm i 15 timer.  
  :*) Bruker er full.  
  [:] Bruker er en robot.  
  8-) Bruker har på solbriller  
  B:-) Solbrillene er på hodet  
  ::-) Bruker har på normale briller  
  B-) Bruker har på hornbriller.  
  8:-) Bruker er en liten jente.  
  :-)-8 Bruker er ei Stor jente.  
  :-{) Bruker har bart.  
  :-{} Bruker har på leppestift  
  {:-) Bruker har tupé.  
  }:-( Tupeen er en maske.  
  :-[ Bruker er en vampyr  
  :-E Vampyr med støttenner.  
  :-F Vampyr med støttenner som mangler ei tann  
  :-7 Bruker lagde nettopp et ironisk bemerkning.  
  :-* Bruker spiste nettopp noe surt.  
  :-)~ Bruker sikle  
  :-~) Bruker er forkjølet.  
  :'-( Bruker gråter.  
  :'-) Bruker er så glad at han/hun gråter.  
  :-@ Brukeren skriker  
  :-# Bruker har tannregulering  
  :^) Bruker har en brukket nese.  
  :v) Bruker har en brukket nese, men den er den andre veien.  
  :_) User's nose is sliding off of his face  
    :<) User is from an Ivy League School  
    :-& User is tongue tied.  
    =:-) User is a hosehead  
    -:-) User is a punk rocker  
    -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)  
    :=) User has two noses  
    +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office  
    `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning  
    ,:-) Same thing...other side  
    |-I User is asleep  
    |-O User is yawning/snoring  
    :-Q User is a smoker  
    :-? User smokes a pipe  
    O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)  
    O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)  
    :-P Nyahhhh!  
    :-S User just made an incoherent statement  
    :-D User is laughing (at you!)  
    :-X User's lips are sealed  
    :-C User is really bummed  
    <|-) User is Chinese  
    <|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes  
    :-/ User is skeptical  
    C=:-) User is a chef  
    @= User is pro-nuclear war  
    *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat  
    :-o Uh oh!  
    (8-o It's Mr. Bill!  
    *:o) And Bozo the Clown!  
       
       
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    3:] Pet smilie
3:[ Mean Pet smilie
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
%-6 User is braindead
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
(:I User is an egghead
<:-I User is a dunce
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-) User is wearing a turban
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: Mutant Smilie
The invisible smilie
.-) User only has one eye
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
X-( User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.

:) Midget smilie
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=) Variation on a theme...
:} - What should we call these? (what?)
:) - Happy
:> - what?
:@ - what?
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm...
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what?
:{ - what?
:O - Yelling
:C - what?
:Q - what?
:,( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses
|I - Asleep
|^o -Snoring


:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1 smiley bland face
:-! "
:-@ smiley face screaming
:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-% smiley banker
:-6 smiley after eating something sour
:^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7 smiley after a wry statement
8-) smiley swimmer
:-* smiley after eating something bitter
:-& smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0 smiley orator
smiley invisible man
(:-( unsmiley frowning
(:-) smiley big-face
):-) "
):-( unsmiley big-face
)8-) scuba smiley big-face
=:-) smiley punk-rocker
=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-) smiley priest
:-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e disappointed smiley
:-t cross smiley
:-i semi-smiley
:-o smiley singing national anthem
:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[ un-smiley blockhead
:-] smiley blockhead
:-{ smiley variation on a theme
:-} ditto
{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-) above in an updraft
:-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d lefty smiley razzing you
g-) smiley with ponce-nez glasses
:-j left smiling smilely
:-k beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l y. a. s.
:-: mutant smiley
:-\ undecided smiley
:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-) winking smiley
:-< real sad smiley
:-> y.a.s.
:-z y.a.c.s.
:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c bummed out smiley
:-v talking head smiley
:v) left-pointing nose smiley
:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/ lefty undecided smiley
:-? smilely smoking a pipe
.-] one-eyed smilely
,-} wry and winking
0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=) older smiley with mustache
:u) smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n) smiley with funny-looking right nose
:< midget unsmiley
:> midget smiley
}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
a double-chin
:-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame
|-) hee hee O |-) net.religion
|-D ho ho
:-> hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards
:-( boo hoo X-( net.suicide
:-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio
:-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek
:-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets
|-P yuk

:-} beard
:-{ mustache
:-# braces
:-X bow tie
:-Q smoker
<:I dunce
(:I egghead
@:I turban

8-) glasses
B-) horn-rims
8:-) glasses on forehead
:-8( condescending stare
;-) wink
>:-< mad


Drama :-( Comedy :-) Surpise :-o Suspense 8-|

Male :- Female >-
Birth |-O Death 8-#
Infinity 8